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Your backside is never a factor in a job interview.

We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity.

BBC Radio Kent reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms…..

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

When Good contains Evil, upon reflection of teach you will learn.

By using the same letters in each word, you can get the real meaning…. DORMITORY=DIRTY ROOM

An Englishman, Welshman, Scotsman and an Irishman were all sitting down discussing what is the fastest thing in life.

Bet you didn’t Know this. If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

Vocabulary The brits have peculiar words for many things. Money is referred to as “goolies” in slang, so you should for instance say “I’d love to come to the pub but I haven’t got any goolies.” “Quid” is the modern word for what was once called a shilling” — the equivalent of seventeen cents American. […]

Vincent’s Relatives, Verti Gogh, Gotta Gogh.

Comparisons between “President Clinton” and the “Titanic” DVD’s.

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.

A parting word from Dan Quayle: “I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.”

“Our largest condom factory has exploded!” the Russian President cried; “my people’s favourite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!”

Good: Your wife and you agree, no more kids. Bad: She can’t find her contraceptive pills. Ugly: Your daughter used them.