Exocet's Silo

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh.

A U.N. doctor visits an African tribe in a very remote and cut off part of Africa the tribe was known for it’s cannibal tendencies but have ceased this in recent times. After two weeks of trekking through hard going terrain he finally reaches the village containing only men.

A young doctor had moved out to a small country community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor. At the first house a woman complained, “I’ve been a little sick to my stomach.” […]

A Man walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, “Shingles.” So she took down his name, address, medical details and told him to have a seat

The man asked his happy friend “was it breast implants?”
“Nope.” Replied the happy man.

A man phones the Doctor’s surgery for the results of his wifes blood test she had the day before. The Doctor was very embarrassed…

A man walked into a Pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The lady behind the counter said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the Pharmacy.

“Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.”

A guy was hunting when a gust of wind blew the gun fell over & discharged.

Patrick had been drinking heavily at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night.
Mick, the barman, says, “You’ll not be drinking any more tonight, Patrick”.

A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the final test cricket match. But when he gets there, he has trouble finding a seat.

They decided to earn some money by supplying sperm to a donor bank.

“Oh, no need to explain,” the woman cut in, embarrassed, “I’ve been expecting you.”