A man was shot by his wife using his AK-47 assault rifle, he got out of the house and collapsed on the porch, some neighbours called the emergency services and the man was carried to an ambulance where paramedics prepared him for the journey to the hospital. Swat arrived and the place was surrounded within 7 minutes of the event.

The media arrived and they asked the man as he was being treated for his gunshot wounds what happened. He told them “She just went crazy, I didn’t know she had just mopped the floor when I walked into the kitchen.”

The ambulance had now left for the hospital, so the media asked the Swat supervising officer have they arrested her for this outrageous assault on her husband with a high powered assault rifle. The officer in charge replied with “no not yet, the floor is still wet.”