How do you know when you’re staying in a Redneck hotel?
When you call the front desk and say I’ve gotta leak in my sink and the person at the front desk says go ahead.

How can you tell if a Alabama Redneck is married?
There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck.

They have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!

What do they call reruns of Hee Haw; in Mississippi?
A documentary.

God invented Armadillos? So that Texans can have Possumon the halfshell.

Where was the toothbrush invented? Oklahoma.
If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.

A man,s cousin passed away and he called 911.
The 911 operator informed him that she would send someone out right away. Where do you live?, asked the operator. He replied, At the end of Eucalyptus Drive. The operator asked, Can you spell that for me?. There was a long pause and fhe inally said, How ’bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there.