Boris Yeltsin called President Clinton with an emergency, “Our largest condom factory has exploded!” the Russian President cried; “my people’s favourite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!”

“Boris, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you,” replied the President

“I do need your help,” said Yeltsin, “Could you possibly send 50 Million condoms ASAP to tide us over?”
“Why certainly! I’ll get right on it!” said Clinton.

“Oh, and one more small favour, please?” said Yeltsin, “Could the condoms be red in colour and at least 10″ long and 4″ in diameter?” asked Yeltsin.

“No problem,” replied the President and, with that, Clinton hung up and called the President of Cuba. “I need a favour, you’ve got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to Russia” “Consider it done,” said the President of Cuba

“Great! Now listen, they have to be red in colour, 10″ long and 4″ in diameter”
“Easily done Anything else?”

“Yeah,” said Clinton, “print ‘MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE MEDIUM’ on each one”