By using the same letters in each word, you can get the real meaning.

  • DORMITORY
    DIRTY ROOM
  • PRESBYTERIAN
    BEST IN PRAYER
  • ASTRONOMER
    MOON STARER
  • DESPERATION
    A ROPE ENDS IT
  • THE EYES
    THEY SEE
  • GEORGE BUSH
    HE BUGS GORE
  • THE MORSE CODE
    HERE COME DOTS
  • SLOT MACHINES
    CASH LOST IN ME
  • ANIMOSITY
    IS NO AMITY
  • ELECTION RESULTS
    LIES – LET’S RECOUNT
  • SNOOZE ALARMS
    ALAS! NO MORE Z ‘S
  • A DECIMAL POINT
    IM A DOT IN PLACE
  • THE EARTHQUAKES
    THAT QUEER SHAKE
  • ELEVEN PLUS TWO
    TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE

  • MOTHER-IN-LAW
    WOMAN HITLER