Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?” “Eight”, the boy replied.
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The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my Grandfathers farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not fascinating.”
A little boy was sitting on a footpath with a bottle of Turpentine, he was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and saw what the boy was doing and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy said, “This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it’s called Turpentine.”
A man driving home late on night kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is.
A Sunday school teacher asked her class to draw pictures of their favourite Bible stories. The children busied themselves with the task in hand and when they had completed the teacher examined the drawings.
She was puzzled by one boys picture, which showed three people and a baby boarding an airplane.
A man walks into a pharmacy with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?”
The man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.”
Just after Christmas a cop on horse saw a little girl on bike with no lights, “Did Santa get you that?” he yells at the girl “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year or I will arrest you.”
A boy was taken to the zoo by his mother to see the animals, but while they were there a bad storm came and they went home early. A week later the boys father said “lets go to the zoo […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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After that he wiped his feet washed his hands and returned to the breakfast table .He sat down and eagerly waited for the delicious food to be served, but instead his mother scolded him
The second boy says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out and I’m a little nervous.”
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An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby it was so far out, there was no electricity.
A certain private school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick.
A woman takes her lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
The Fireman looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.
A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls upon a boy for an answer. He replies, “None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.” The teacher replies, “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.”
A Science teacher, asks his class: “Who can tell me which part of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?