• If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
    (Hardly seems worth it)
  • If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
    (Now that’s my kind of Music!)
  • The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
  • A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
    (I’m Reincarnating as a pig)
  • Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
    (Still not over that pig thing!)
  • A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
  • The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to it’s body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
    ( “Hi Love, I’m home. What the Fu….. )
  • Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
    (I still want to be a pig in my next life.)
  • Butterflies taste their own feet.
    (Something I always wanted to know.)
  • Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
    (Bloody glad too!)
  • A cat’s urine glows under a blacklight.
    (Hmmm! Someone thought of that!)
  • An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
    (I know people like that)
  • Starfish have no brains.
    (I know people like that too!)
  • Polar bears are left handed.
    (Who knew…? Who cares!)
  • Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
    (What about the pig?)