A woman had lost her case after her attempt to sue the hospital after her husband went in for an operation that left him unable to have sex.
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A Wife sues hospital after her husbands surgery.
Posted April 22, 2024 By AdminAssigning sections of Heaven.
Posted July 4, 2022 By AdminSt Peter was standing at the gates of heaven with his clipboard marshalling the recently deceased, as a guy approached he asks “Religion?” “Jewish” says the the man. “Go to door 21 and be very quiet when you pass door 8.”
Filed in Religion & Spiritual
Viagra kills appetite
Posted December 6, 2021 By AdminA married couples sex life was waning somewhat so the wife put the husband on a healthy eating plan and Viagra she go from the Doctor.
Filed in Health & Medical, Marriage and Relationship
Anyone recognise this man?
Posted November 29, 2021 By AdminAfter receiving a 911 call, a local county sheriffs department attended a scene where a pedestrian was struck by a train. The pedestrian’s body parts are strewn along the tracks and deputies had to gather the body parts.
Filed in Rednecks
Eight Canaries
Posted November 22, 2021 By AdminThree young executive women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position in life, and it’s very obvious that they’re trying to up-stage each other. The first one says, “My husband is taking me to the French Riviera for two weeks on vacation.”
Filed in Women
The Postman
Posted November 15, 2021 By AdminThree sisters women were sitting around throwing back a few cocktails catching up on stuff when the subject turned to their love lives.
Filed in Marriage and Relationship, Women
Coroner Report
Posted November 8, 2021 By AdminThree dead bodies turn up at suddenly the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls his friend who happens to be the police chief to tell him he is going to be be late for their drinks night.
Filed in Health & Medical, Rednecks
What Does Your Daddy Do?
Posted November 1, 2021 By AdminA new Sunday school had just opened in the local church in a new town, the Sunday school teacher decide to get the kids attending the school to stand up in turn and say something about themselves, so she asked each child one by one, stand in front of the class and tell what their Daddy’s do.
Filed in Kids, Religion & Spiritual
AM/FM
Posted October 25, 2021 By AdminA sexy lady we will call Karen meet a handsome young man we will call Jeff in a pub, Jeff couldn’t stop looking at Karen as she was absolutely gorgeous, she noticed this and gave him a big smile with the look of come and chat.
Filed in Women
Gynaecological check-up
Posted October 18, 2021 By AdminA girl from Poland had gone to see a Gynaecologist and was a little nervous at this prospect.
Filed in Health & Medical, Women
Expensive fishing trip.
Posted October 11, 2021 By AdminTwo Virginia rednecks Willy and Eli go on a long weekend fishing trip. They rent a whole ton of equipment to pursue the activity for that period.
Filed in Rednecks
Mental deficiency test
Posted October 4, 2021 By AdminA guy asked his doctor about the mental deficiency test while he was in the surgery for a scheduled Colonoscopy, so he asked his doctor about the test.
Filed in Health & Medical
Deaf Mute.
Posted September 27, 2021 By AdminOne day, a deaf mute walks into a Chemist to buy some condoms. After around 5 minutes he walks up to the counter a little frustrated at not finding what he was looking for. He has difficulty communicating with pharmacist who doesn’t understand sign language.
Filed in Health & Medical
Boyfriend’s Furlough.
Posted September 21, 2021 By AdminA young Swedish Au pair working for a family was struggling with the English language after 6 months or so……..
Filed in Marriage and Relationship
Elderly woman shoots husband
Posted January 10, 2021 By AdminA man was shot by his wife using his AK-47 assault rifle, he got out of the house and collapsed on the porch, some neighbours called the emergency services.
Filed in Law and Dis-Order, Marriage and Relationship, Senior Citizens, Women | Tagged: AK47, mopped floor, old lady
Glasgow Declares War On France.
Posted December 30, 2020 By AdminThe French President is sitting in his office when his telephone rings.
“allo, Mr. Macron!’ a heavily accented voice said. ‘This is Alistair down at the tartan Pub in Glesga. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you! We voted to reject the Lisbon treaty!”
50 Shades of Golf.
Posted November 22, 2020 By AdminSix golfing friends had been going to the Scottish PGA golfing tournament together for decades. The day before they were due to leave one of the group called Charles stated that he cannot go as his wife has forbidden him and that they will have do this year without him.
The Sergeant Major
Posted November 16, 2020 By AdminSenior citizen text shortcuts.
Posted November 15, 2020 By AdminIt has come to light that senior citizens have unique short codes for texting and text chat systems, just like BRB=Be Right Back. here a re a list of these unique short-codes that seniors will use.
Romance
Posted February 7, 2019 By AdminA Wife was lying in bed one night as her husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.” Wearily he reached across, held her hand and tried to get back to sleep.