Two Virginia rednecks Willy and Eli go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment, reels, rods, catch nets, wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune! The first day they go fishing, but they don’t catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their long weekend break, one of the men catches a fish. As they’re driving home they’re really depressed. Willy turns to the Eli and says, “Do you realise that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred Dollars?”

Eli turns to look at Willy and  says, “Wow! Then it’s a good thing we didn’t catch any more!”