A Wife was lying in bed one night as her husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.”

Wearily he reached across, held her hand and tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said: “Then you used to kiss me.”
Mildly irritated, the husband reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said: “Then you used to bite my Neck.”
Angrily, the husband threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed and proceeded to the bathroom.

“Where are you going?” the wife asked.
“To get my teeth!” the husband replied.