A Ground worker walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the corner of the room, drinking a sip out of each pint in turn. When he had finished all three, he went back to the bar and ordered three more.
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Drinking 3 Pints at a time.
Posted July 20, 2016 By AdminDad brings home a roadkill for dinner.
Posted September 28, 2015 By AdminA man driving home late on night kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is.
Monkey eats everything in a Pub bar.
Posted September 21, 2015 By AdminA man walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he’s drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.
Man downs six double Vodka’s in Pub.
Posted September 7, 2015 By AdminA guy walks into a pub and says to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.” The barman says, “Wow, you must have had one hell of a day.”
Advantages of Mother’s Milk.
Posted May 18, 2015 By AdminA group of medical students was asked four reasons why mother’s milk was better for babies than cow’s milk. This is an answer submitted by one student.
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Bic Lighter
Posted March 1, 2015 By AdminA guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter.
The first guy says “Wow, cool lighter… where did you get it?”
The librarian and the Blonde
Posted December 1, 2014 By AdminBeer festival Bosses.
Posted November 21, 2014 By AdminAfter a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery executives decided to go out for a beer. Corona’s CEO sits down and says, “I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.”
Drunkard in Biker bar.
Posted November 14, 2014 By AdminThree guys were sitting in a biker bar. A man came in, already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked around and saw the 3 men sitting at a corner table. He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over, looked the biggest one in the face and said, “I went by your grandma’s house and I saw her in the hallway, stark naked she was. Man, she is fine!”
The biker looked at him and didn’t say a word……..
Burger with that extra.
Posted September 14, 2014 By AdminThe huge, sweaty guy behind the counter bellowed, “One burger!” Then he grabbed a hunk of chopped meat & onion stuffed it into….
Raisin Bread.
Posted September 12, 2014 By AdminA general store owner hired a young female assistant who liked to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day, a young man entered the store, glanced at the assistant, and glanced at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or general lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread, he had a brilliant idea.
Full Monty – Breakfast
Posted August 25, 2014 By AdminA couple had been married for 62 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning, and the two of them took all their clothes off and sat back down at the table.
Filed in Food & Drink, Senior Citizens
Female bikers bar.
Posted August 15, 2014 By AdminA blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the person who served him, “Hey, you want to hear a blonde girl joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair given that you are blind, you should know five things.
Unbelievable Act in Public.
Posted February 18, 2013 By AdminI couldn’t believe what I saw outside my window! I had to zoom in, no one in their right mind would do such a thing. yes I think I know what they are doing, it’s unbelievable they are doing this, but let’s be sure. Yes I know it, I’m almost convinced at what […]
Sense of Freshness at the Supermarket.
Posted February 21, 2012 By AdminDue to the economic climate companies have had to get that “extra” to improve the sales and exposure to the buying public. One such food chain decided to introduce the ambience that is associated with foodstuffs.
A great Pub!
Posted November 13, 2011 By AdminThe Irishman says, “this is a nice Pub, but where I come from, back in Dublin, there’s a better one.”
Filed in Food & Drink
Wines of Wal-Mart
Posted March 10, 2004 By AdminWal-Mart announced that they will soon be offering a new discount item, Wal-Mart’s own wine. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but “there IS a market for cheap wine”
Filed in Food & Drink, Rednecks
Chilli cookout contest
Posted March 10, 2004 By AdminYou could remove dried paint from your driveway, They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.
Filed in Food & Drink, Rednecks
If restaurants functioned like Micro$oft
Posted March 8, 2004 By AdminIf restaurants functioned like Microsoft.
Filed in Food & Drink, Technology