A Blonde woman walked into the town library and join the Queue for service, after a short while the librarian said “How may I help you?” the customer replied with “I would like a quarter pounder with cheese, fries and a coke please”. The librarian looked amazed by this request and it was clear to see so were other library customers.

The librarian regained her composure and quietly said “This is a library”, the customer looked around to discover that indeed it was a library. She turned back to the librarian and whispered “I would like a quarter pounder, fries and a coke?”