A little old lady sat down at the luncheonette counter in the local day care centre and ordered a hamburger. The huge, sweaty guy behind the counter bellowed, “One burger!” Then he grabbed a hunk of chopped meat & onion stuffed it into his bare armpit. He pumped his arm a few minutes to squeeze it flat, and then tossed it onto the grill.

The old lady said, “That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen!” The young cashier said, “Really? You should be here in the afternoon when he makes the doughnuts!”