A guy walks into a pub and says to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.” The barman says, “Wow, you must have had one hell of a day.” “Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay.”

The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what’s wrong, the man says, “I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!”

On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders eight double vodkas. The barman says, “Bloody hell, doesn’t anybody in your family like women?” The man downs the first drink and slowly shakes his head, “Yeah, my wife!”