Three guys were sitting in a biker bar. A man came in, already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked around and saw the 3 men sitting at a corner table. He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over, looked the biggest one in the face and said, “I went by your grandma’s house and I saw her in the hallway, stark naked she was. Man, she is fine!”

The biker looked at him and didn’t say a word. His pals were confused, because he was a bad arse, and would fight anyone at the drop of a hat. The drunk leaned on the table again and said, “I got it on with your grandma and she is a good lay, the best I ever had!”

The biker still said nothing, but his pals were starting to get mad. The drunk leaned on the table again and said, “I’ll tell you something else boy, your grandma liked it way too much!”

The biker stood up, took the drunk by the shoulder and said, “Damn it, Granddad, you’re drunk! Go home!”