A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the person who served him, “Hey, you want to hear a blonde girl joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair given that you are blind, you should know five things.

  • The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
  • The bouncer is a blonde girl.
  • I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
  • The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional body guard.
  • The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wish to tell that joke?”
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No… Not if I’m going to have to explain it five times.”