A couple had been married for 62 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old man said to his wife, “Just think, sweetheart, we’ve been married for 62 years.” “Yeah,” she replied, “62 years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.” “I know,” the old man said, “We were sitting here naked as the day!”

“Well…” his wife snickered, “What do you say, should we get naked?”

The old man nodded, and the two of them took all their clothes off and sat back down at the table. “You know, my love,” the old lady whispered breathlessly, “My nipples are as hot for you today as they were 62 years ago.” “I’m not surprised,” replied her husband. “One’s in your tea and the other’s in your egg!”