A woman had lost her case after her attempt to sue the hospital after her husband went in for an operation that left him unable to have sex.
Marriage and Relationship Archive
A Wife sues hospital after her husbands surgery.
Posted April 22, 2024 By AdminViagra kills appetite
Posted December 6, 2021 By AdminA married couples sex life was waning somewhat so the wife put the husband on a healthy eating plan and Viagra she go from the Doctor.
The Postman
Posted November 15, 2021 By AdminThree sisters women were sitting around throwing back a few cocktails catching up on stuff when the subject turned to their love lives.
Boyfriend’s Furlough.
Posted September 21, 2021 By AdminA young Swedish Au pair working for a family was struggling with the English language after 6 months or so……..
Elderly woman shoots husband
Posted January 10, 2021 By AdminA man was shot by his wife using his AK-47 assault rifle, he got out of the house and collapsed on the porch, some neighbours called the emergency services.
50 Shades of Golf.
Posted November 22, 2020 By AdminSix golfing friends had been going to the Scottish PGA golfing tournament together for decades. The day before they were due to leave one of the group called Charles stated that he cannot go as his wife has forbidden him and that they will have do this year without him.
Romance
Posted February 7, 2019 By AdminA Wife was lying in bed one night as her husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.” Wearily he reached across, held her hand and tried to get back to sleep.
Twenty pounds is twenty pounds.
Posted February 25, 2017 By AdminBill and his wife Blanche go to the county air show every year, and every year Bill would say, “Blanche, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.” Blanche always replied,” I know Bill, but the helicopter ride is twenty pounds, and twenty pounds is twenty pounds.”
Elderly couples, lodger.
Posted November 25, 2015 By AdminAn older couple living in a small rural town took on an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. They lived in a very small house, and there was no indoor plumbing. The girl asked if she could have a bath, and the woman of the house explained that she and her husband took baths in a tin bathtub in front of the living room fireplace.
The writing’s in the snow.
Posted October 12, 2015 By AdminFather looks out the window sees writing in the snow. He gets furious and yells for his wife to come and look for herself.
Man downs six double Vodka’s in Pub.
Posted September 7, 2015 By AdminA guy walks into a pub and says to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.” The barman says, “Wow, you must have had one hell of a day.”
Sex problems in a Marriage.
Posted May 4, 2015 By AdminA married man felt the sex life in his marriage lacked that something so he wrote his wife a note outlining his points and feelings.
To My Dearest Wife,
During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn’t succeed more often.
Aspirin
Posted March 30, 2015 By AdminA husband who was getting fed up with is wife stating “I’ve got a headache”, emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, “I have a headache.”
Packs of Condoms.
Posted March 23, 2015 By AdminA man walks into a pharmacy with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?”
The man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.”
3 Daughters marry same day.
Posted December 26, 2014 By AdminThe next morning at the breakfast table she said to the first daughter “Why were you crying?” And the daughter replied “Well mother you told me it’s ok to cry when something hurt.”
Son in-law gives home burial.
Posted December 25, 2014 By AdminWith the death certificate in his hand, the bereaved son in-law went to the Embassy to make arrangements to send the body back to UK for a proper burial.
Man Shop.
Posted December 25, 2014 By AdminA superstore that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
Voodoo Dick.
Posted December 24, 2014 By AdminSo to prevent this, he visited the local sex shop in order to buy his wife a vibrator to keep her occupied in his absence. After examining the products, he hadn’t found an appropriately amazing vibrator and asked the sales assistant for help.
Superman & Wonder Woman.
Posted December 22, 2014 By AdminSuperman is flying around the city, horny as hell. He suddenly sees Wonder Woman and flies down to her, he shows he is horny and says “Let’s have sex.” Wonder Woman tells him where to get off.