Womens English.

Here’s the low down on What women really mean when they say….

What is said: YES.
What is meant: NO.

What is said: Maybe.
What is meant: NO.

What is said: We need.
What is meant: I want.

What is said: I am sorry.
What is meant: You’ll be sorry.

What is said: We need to talk.
What is meant: You’re in trouble.

What is said: Sure, go ahead.
What is meant: You better not.

What is said: Do what you want.
What is meant: You will pay for this later.

What is said: I am not upset.
What is meant: Of course I am MORON!

What is said: You’re attentive tonight.
What is meant: Is sex all you ever think about?

Just to clarify things and show no bias, here’s mens English.

What is said: I am hungry.
What is meant: I am hungry.

What is said: I am sleepy.
What is meant: I am sleepy.

What is said: I am tired.
What is meant: I am tired.

What is said: Nice dress.
What is meant: Nice cleavage.

What is said: I love you.
What is meant: Lets have sex.

What is said: I am bored.
What is meant: Lets have sex.

May I have this dance?
What is meant: Lets have sex.

What is said: Do you want to go to the cinema?
What is meant: Lets have sex.

What is said: Can I take you out to dinner?
What is meant: Lets have sex.

What is said: I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit.
What is meant: I am Gay.