Fanny Green

Peter goes to his local church and entered the confessional, the sitting priest says “tell me your sins my son.”
Peter then states his confession, “Bless me father, I had sex with Fanny Green twice last week.” The Priest absolves him of his sin and orders him to say gives him 5 Hail Mary’s and put £5.00 in the church fund box for penance.

Mickey goes in next, the Priest asks “What is your sin my son?” Mickey replies with “Bless me father, I had sex with Fanny Green three times this week.” The priest issues him with 10 Hail Mary’s and £10.00 in the church fund box and absolves him of his sin.

After 15 minutes or so Keith goes into the confessional, the priest says “What is your sin my son?” Keith replies I had sex with Fanny Green 11 times last week and 15 times the week before.” The priest is speechless for a moment or two but then issues penance’s of £50.00 in the church fund box, 10 Hail Mary’s 10 hours community service to the local retirement home.

The priest also enquires whom this woman Fanny Green is, as he has never heard of her before today. Keith said “she is new in town and has only been here for about two months.” Keith leaves puts the money into the church fund box kneels before the altar and says his Hail Mary’s.

On the following Sunday during mass a beautiful woman sashays up the aisle wearing a green mini skirt and matching green shiny patent shoes. She sits in the front seat opposite the priest, her long slender legs slightly apart (Sharon Stone style).

The priest and altar boy are gob smacked, they cannot take their eyes off her. The priest composes himself and whispers to the altar boy “Is that Fanny Green?” “No”, says the altar boy, “I think its just the reflection off her shoes”.