Fanny Green

A man went to confession at his church, he entered the confessional and the Priest said tell me your sins. The man said “Forgive me father for I have made love to a Woman 5 times who was not my wife”.

Priest says “Who was this poor unfortunate girl?”

Man  “Her name is Fanny Green, father”.
Priest “I have not heard that name before, does she attend this church”?

The man replied “No father she is new in the town” Priest “Well you can say 5 Hail Mary’s and put £10.00 in the money-box for your sins”.

The man says his  penance,  puts the money into the church box and leaves.

Well the week went by at the Priest was giving service on Sunday, when in walked a woman who was wearing a green hat with  feather, white blouse with her boobs bursting out a small green jacket and a green mini skirt that covered very little, black stockings and bright green patent shoes.

All eyes were on this woman as she made her way up to the front of the Church, she sat down legs slight apart and revealed she was not wearing and underwear.

The Priest somewhat disrupted by this noticed the senior choir boy was looking with eyes wide open and dropped jaw. He leaned down to the boy ans asked “Is that Fanny Green”?
The boy replied, “No, I think it’s a the reflection from the shoes father”.