Comparisons between “President Clinton” and the “Titanic” DVD’s.

TITANIC VIDEO    – £9.99
CLINTON VIDEO  – £9.99

TITANIC VIDEO    – Over 3 hours long
CLINTON VIDEO  – Over 3 hours long

TITANIC VIDEO    – The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
CLINTON VIDEO  – The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

TITANIC VIDEO    – Villain: White Star Line.
CLINTON VIDEO  – Villain: Ken Starr.

TITANIC VIDEO    – Jack is a starving artist.
CLINTON VIDEO  – Bill is a B.S. artist.

TITANIC VIDEO    – In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
CLINTON VIDEO  – Ditto for Bill.

TITANIC VIDEO    – During ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
CLINTON VIDEO  – Ditto for Monica.

TITANIC VIDEO    – Jack teaches Rose to spit.
CLINTON VIDEO  – Let’s not go there.

TITANIC VIDEO    – Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
CLINTON VIDEO  – Monica’s forced to return her gifts.

TITANIC VIDEO    – Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
CLINTON VIDEO  – Monica goes… never mind.

TITANIC VIDEO    – Jack surrenders to an icy death.
CLINTON VIDEO  – Bill goes home to Hillary