A woman had lost her case after her attempt to sue the hospital after her husband went in for an operation that left him unable to have sex.
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A Wife sues hospital after her husbands surgery.
Posted April 22, 2024 By AdminViagra kills appetite
Posted December 6, 2021 By AdminA married couples sex life was waning somewhat so the wife put the husband on a healthy eating plan and Viagra she go from the Doctor.
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Coroner Report
Posted November 8, 2021 By AdminThree dead bodies turn up at suddenly the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls his friend who happens to be the police chief to tell him he is going to be be late for their drinks night.
Filed in Health & Medical, Rednecks
Gynaecological check-up
Posted October 18, 2021 By AdminA girl from Poland had gone to see a Gynaecologist and was a little nervous at this prospect.
Filed in Health & Medical, Women
Mental deficiency test
Posted October 4, 2021 By AdminA guy asked his doctor about the mental deficiency test while he was in the surgery for a scheduled Colonoscopy, so he asked his doctor about the test.
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Deaf Mute.
Posted September 27, 2021 By AdminOne day, a deaf mute walks into a Chemist to buy some condoms. After around 5 minutes he walks up to the counter a little frustrated at not finding what he was looking for. He has difficulty communicating with pharmacist who doesn’t understand sign language.
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Senior Citizen and the Receptionist.
Posted July 31, 2018 By AdminThere is nothing worse than a Doctor’s Receptionist who insists you tell her/him what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. Well 70-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, “Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?” “There’s something wrong with my dick”, he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, “You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.”
Filed in Health & Medical, Senior Citizens | Tagged: bad receptionist, careful what you wish for, don't ask, good answer, one step ahead, reception, receptionist
Gynecologist get more than he bargained for.
Posted May 25, 2015 By AdminA beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh.
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Advantages of Mother’s Milk.
Posted May 18, 2015 By AdminA group of medical students was asked four reasons why mother’s milk was better for babies than cow’s milk. This is an answer submitted by one student.
Bowel Movements.
Posted April 20, 2015 By AdminThree old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.
One 75 year old man says, “I have this problem. I wake up every morning at 7am and it takes me twenty minutes to pee.”
Filed in Health & Medical, Senior Citizens | Tagged: Bowel movement, Bowels, cow, movement, Old Farts, Old timers, racehorse, seniors
Super health computer.
Posted November 1, 2014 By AdminOne day Bill complained to his friend Chuck that his elbow really hurt. His friend Chuck suggested that a computer at the health centre that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. “Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10.”
Bill being a tight bastard, figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with……..
Doctor, Africa and the Donkey.
Posted October 28, 2014 By AdminA U.N. doctor visits an African tribe in a very remote and cut off part of Africa the tribe was known for it’s cannibal tendencies but have ceased this in recent times. After two weeks of trekking through hard going terrain he finally reaches the village containing only men.
Fast learning Doctor.
Posted September 20, 2014 By AdminA young doctor had moved out to a small country community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor. At the first house a woman complained, “I’ve been a little sick to my stomach.” […]
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Blowing hot & cold.
Posted September 18, 2014 By Admin“You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concern that you would like to ask me?” “In fact, I do,” said the old man. “After I have sex with my wife the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have sex with my wife the second time, I’m usually cold and chilly.”
Filed in Health & Medical, Senior Citizens
I got Shingles.
Posted September 17, 2014 By AdminA Man walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, “Shingles.” So she took down his name, address, medical details and told him to have a seat
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Grannies, 100th birthday bash.
Posted September 16, 2014 By AdminAn elderly lady who reached 100 years old, was wheeled by the family out onto the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn’t speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate with others
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Burger with that extra.
Posted September 14, 2014 By AdminThe huge, sweaty guy behind the counter bellowed, “One burger!” Then he grabbed a hunk of chopped meat & onion stuffed it into….
Care home speeder
Posted September 13, 2014 By AdminAn elderly lady named Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the care home where she resided, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed in the long corridors.
Filed in Health & Medical, Religion & Spiritual
Surgical Procedure
Posted August 22, 2013 By AdminThe man asked his happy friend “was it breast implants?”
“Nope.” Replied the happy man.
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Cutting moments
Posted October 20, 2012 By AdminThe second boy says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out and I’m a little nervous.”
Filed in Health & Medical, Kids