A man went into his local Pub for a drink when he sees an old mate of his looking extremely happy. This was not the usual look he had and generally looked miserable.

The man asked his friend why he was so happy and his friend replied “the wife had one of those procedures done at the hospital today that would put a smile on most Men’s faces.”

The man asked his happy friend “was it breast implants?”
“Nope.” Replied the happy man.

“Was it a tuck and Liposuction?”
“Nope, not that either.”

Now completely bewildered as to what it could be, the man asked his happy friend “what was it then?”
The happy man smiled, downed his whiskey and replied, “a Post-mortem.”