Menopause Jewelry

A husband, being unhappy with his wife’s mood swings, Bought her a mood ring so he would be able to monitor her mood.

After a few days he soon discovered when his wife was in a good mood, it turns GREEN.

He also discovered when his wife was in a bad mood, it leaves a big Fucking RED mark on his forehead.
This is sometimes followed up with “Next time buy a diamond Idiot!“