Signs youre a high tech redneck
- Your e-mail address ends in @over.yonder.com.
- You connect to the World Wide Web via a Down Home Page.
- If the bumper sticker on your truck says, My other computer is a laptop.
- Your laptop has a sticker that says, Protected by Smith and Wesson.
- You’ve ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone.
- Your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.
- You wire your network with jumper cables
- Your wife said either she or the computer had to go, and you still don’t miss her.
- You’ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your drink on.
- You ever refer to your computer as Ole Bessy.
- You start all your e-mails with the words, Howdy y’all.
- Your spell checker knows words like, Y’all, Yonder, and Reckon.
- Your cars sit in the yard because your garage is full of dead CPUs, printers, modems and monitors.
- Your belt buckle is made from a dead 3.5 hard drive.
- You ever felt you had to move your computer desk so it didn’t block the velvet picture of Elvis.
- Your mouse keeps knocking over your spittoon.
- Smith & Wesson…the original point N click interface.
- When you’re friends comment on your nice boots and you say, “ea thanks. Its my spiffy, new Phoenix BIOS.
- When your wife catches you again with your farm Animals of the Orient CD-ROM.
- When you order your new pick-up truck with a gun rack and PCMCIA sockets.