A film crew was on location  in Ohio. One day a  Redneck woman was driving her lawnmower, stopped,  went up to the director and said, “Tomorrow its going to rain.”

The next day it rained. A week later, the woman went up to the director and said, “Tomorrow there is gonna be a storm.” The next day there was a hailstorm.

“This woman is incredible,” said the director. He told his secretary to hire the woman to predict the weather. However, after several successful predictions, the woman didn’t show up for two weeks.

Finally the director sent for her. “I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow,” said the director, “and I’m depending on you. What will the weather be like?” The woman shrugged his shoulders. “Don’t know the  Radio is broke.”