Gynaecological check-up

A Polish girl went to the gynaecologist. After formal introductions and details collection, the Gynaecologist noticed that the girl was very nervous and shy. He explained what he will be doing while performing his examination and that she just needs to relax while the examination is taking place, the girl disrobed and got up into the stirrups.

The doctor was so shocked at the neglectful state of her vagina he asked, “When was the last time you had a check-up?”

“Well, to be honest with you,” she replied while blushing, “I’ve never had a Czech up there, but I have had several Hungarians and Romanians.”