A Blonde woman walked into the town library and join the Que for service, after a short while the librarian said “How may I help you?” the customer replied with……….
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The librarian and the Blonde
Posted December 1, 2014 By AdminBlonde driving licence.
Posted October 1, 2014 By AdminA blonde female driver was speeding in a 30 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car. The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde’s driver’s licence.
Filed in Law and Dis-Order, Women
British secret service test.
Posted September 15, 2014 By AdminRaisin Bread.
Posted September 12, 2014 By AdminA general store owner hired a young female assistant who liked to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day, a young man entered the store, glanced at the assistant, and glanced at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or general lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread, he had a brilliant idea.
God and Eve’s secret.
Posted September 4, 2014 By AdminEve was in the Garden of Eden feeling rather dull, bored and lonely, she decided to go to the centre of the garden and call for Gods guidance.
“Lord, I am lonely, and I’m sick to death of apples.”
Filed in Religion & Spiritual, Women
Female bikers bar.
Posted August 15, 2014 By AdminA blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the person who served him, “Hey, you want to hear a blonde girl joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair given that you are blind, you should know five things.
SMS Text from a Romantic Wife
Posted July 21, 2014 By AdminA wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text.
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.”…………….
Flowers for a brunette.
Posted June 30, 2014 By AdminA blonde and a brunette were out walking in the shopping precinct, as they walk past a florist the blonde woman noticed the brunette’s boyfriend buying flowers………
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Womans critical information.
Posted May 13, 2014 By AdminA man is getting into the shower just as his wife is drying off from her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bert, the next door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bert says, “I’ll give you £900 […]
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Wife’s Diary
Posted February 18, 2013 By AdminTonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner….
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Keeping hands warm.
Posted September 28, 2012 By AdminAn innocent virginal girl was in the car with her mother and stuck in traffic says “Oh my hands are freezing,” Her mum replies “Put them between your legs, it’ll warm them up.”
Ten things Men know about Women.
Posted February 17, 2012 By AdminThe ten things that men definately know about women.
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The Longest Password.
Posted November 22, 2011 By AdminDuring a recent password audit at Microsoft, it was found that a blonde was using the following password….
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Why beer is better than a Woman
Posted November 10, 2011 By AdminYou can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
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Get a Dog
Posted November 10, 2011 By AdminIf you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say its not quite as good as his mothers, Then get a dog.
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How a Man can make a Woman feel like a Woman
Posted November 10, 2011 By AdminThe turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
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Wife’s sacrifice to her husband.
Posted November 10, 2011 By AdminA married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny.
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Calculating mind of a Woman
Posted November 10, 2011 By AdminWhen a man found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with
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