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Eight Canaries

Posted November 22, 2021 By Admin

Three young executive women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position in life, and it’s very obvious that they’re trying to up-stage each other. The first one says, “My husband is taking me to the French Riviera for two weeks on vacation.”

The Postman

Posted November 15, 2021 By Admin

Three sisters women were sitting around throwing back a few cocktails catching up on stuff when the subject turned to their love lives.

AM/FM

Posted October 25, 2021 By Admin

A sexy lady we will call Karen meet a handsome young man we will call Jeff in a pub, Jeff couldn’t stop looking at Karen as she was absolutely gorgeous, she noticed this and gave him a big smile with the look of come and chat.

 

Gynaecological check-up

Posted October 18, 2021 By Admin

A girl from Poland had gone to see a Gynaecologist and was a little nervous at this prospect.

Elderly woman shoots husband

Posted January 10, 2021 By Admin

A man was shot by his wife using his AK-47 assault rifle, he got out of the house and collapsed on the porch, some neighbours called the emergency services.

 

Crashed Harley, the nurse, and the Wife!

Posted February 1, 2019 By Admin

While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, “Are you okay?”

Frozen Windows

Posted January 23, 2019 By Admin

A Wife texts her husband on a cold winter morning, “Windows frozen, won’t open.”

Tickle Me Elmo toys.

Posted March 5, 2017 By Admin

There is a factory in Essex which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. The foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow

Elderly couples, lodger.

Posted November 25, 2015 By Admin

An older couple living in a small rural town took on an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. They lived in a very small house, and there was no indoor plumbing. The girl asked if she could have a bath, and the woman of the house explained that she and her husband took baths in a tin bathtub in front of the living room fireplace.

The writing’s in the snow.

Posted October 12, 2015 By Admin

Father looks out the window sees writing in the snow. He gets furious and yells for his wife to come and look for herself.

Comfortable.

Posted October 5, 2015 By Admin

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family farm. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the farm, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving for the auctions, the brunette tells her sister, “When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll fax you to drive out after me and transport it home.”

Face slap in a train carriage.

Posted August 31, 2015 By Admin

A Glaswegian, an Australian, a Nun and a attractive woman sit on a train. The lights in their car are defective consequently in every tunnel it gets really dark. The train drives through a tunnel, it gets dark and suddenly you hear a slap and someone cries out in pain.

Two Smokers.

Posted June 22, 2015 By Admin

Two retired women were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain, one of the women pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking. Her friend said “What’s that?” to which she replied “A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.”

Talented.

Posted June 1, 2015 By Admin

A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of the females thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear.

Elderly Women Drivers.

Posted April 13, 2015 By Admin

Two elderly women Mary & Edith were out driving in a large car, both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to a junction, the traffic light was red but they just went on through.

Lie Detector Mirror.

Posted April 6, 2015 By Admin

There is a very special mirror. If you stand in front of this mirror and tell the truth, you are granted a wish. However, if you tell a lie, POOF! you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

Mothers concern over her teenage daughter.

Posted February 23, 2015 By Admin

A mother of a 17 year old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant she consulted the family doctor.

The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful, and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion.

Dumb Blonde fights back.

Posted February 16, 2015 By Admin

A blonde woman was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde.
Her friend tells her “Go do something to prove them wrong!”

3 Daughters marry same day.

Posted December 26, 2014 By Admin

The next morning at the breakfast table she said to the first daughter “Why were you crying?” And the daughter replied “Well mother you told me it’s ok to cry when something hurt.”

Man Shop.

Posted December 25, 2014 By Admin

A superstore that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.