Exocet's Silo

Three old ladies named Gertrude (81), Maude (82), and Tillie (93) were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation and feeding the birds with breadcrumbs, when a flasher approached.

An elderly lady was lonely and decided that she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to the pet shop she went. Forlornly, she searched and searched. Nothing seemed to catch her interest.

A 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in Heaven or Hell so as to be with him once more.

A man decides to have a facelift and full makeover for his 70^th birthday. He spends a whole year’s pension and feels really good about the results

They promised any General who retired immediately would not only get the full pension but also ten grand for every inch measured in a straight line along the retiring general’s body between any two points he chose.

The young man was consumed with guilt that the elderly couple could not afford a meal each, he decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them.

They say that as you get older you enjoy music less as time goes on. This is in fact not quite true as many hits got a remix just for senior citizens.

The music was very loud and he figured no one can hear him so he………..

A former athlete and very fit healthy 70 years old man get married to a 23-year-old woman. On their honeymoon the man went to her room.

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
For example, the other day I went to the town and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out there was a policeman writing out a parking ticket.

A resident at a retirement home kept disappearing after the evening meal and would eventually be seen after about 20 minutes or so.

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.

A London high flyer Solicitor went Pheasant shooting in Kent. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a retired man’s garden.

An old man who lived alone in the country. needed to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.

The woman apologised and explained, “We didn’t have this green thing back in my earlier days.”

The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs and have endless fun finding them.

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.