Law and Dis-Order Archive

A Wife sues hospital after her husbands surgery.

Posted April 22, 2024 By Admin

A woman had lost her case after her attempt to sue the hospital after her husband went in for an operation that left him unable to have sex.

Filed in Health & Medical, Law and Dis-Order, Marriage and Relationship

Elderly woman shoots husband

Posted January 10, 2021 By Admin

A man was shot by his wife using his AK-47 assault rifle, he got out of the house and collapsed on the porch, some neighbours called the emergency services.

 

Filed in Law and Dis-Order, Marriage and Relationship, Senior Citizens, Women | Tagged: , ,

Lecture.

Posted June 8, 2015 By Admin

An elderly man driving erratically was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse.

Filed in Law and Dis-Order, Marriage and Relationship | Tagged: , , ,

Brass rats n pigs.

Posted January 1, 2015 By Admin

“That will be £10 for the brass rat and £1,000 for the story behind it,” said the proprietor. “Thanks, but I’ll just pay the £10 and pass on the story.”

Filed in General, Law and Dis-Order | Tagged: , , , ,

Deaf and Mute Mafia bag man.

Posted December 10, 2014 By Admin

After a few weeks, the collector picks up over £100,000, but he gets greedy, decides to keep the money and stashes it in a safe place. The Mafia soon realises that their collection is late.

Filed in Law and Dis-Order | Tagged: , , ,

The farm worker.

Posted October 14, 2014 By Admin

A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios the farmer and says, “Boss, I’ve got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he’s stuck in the bull-bars of my truck, and he’s still wriggling.

Filed in Law and Dis-Order

Blonde driving licence.

Posted October 1, 2014 By Admin

A blonde female driver was speeding in a 30 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car. The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde’s driver’s licence.

Filed in Law and Dis-Order, Women

Tell Santa next year.

Posted September 21, 2014 By Admin

Just after Christmas a cop on horse saw a little girl on bike with no lights, “Did Santa get you that?” he yells at the girl “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year or I will arrest you.”

Filed in Kids, Law and Dis-Order

Al Qaeda operative shot dead with 600+ bullet wounds.

Posted September 15, 2012 By Admin

An Al Qaeda terrorist had been shot dead by the London Metropolitan Police with over 600 bullet holes in the body.

Filed in Law and Dis-Order