The farm worker.

A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios the farmer and says, “Boss, I’ve got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he’s stuck in the bull-bars of my truck, and he’s still wriggling. What should I do?” The farmer replied “In the back of your tractor you will find a loaded shotgun so shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush.” The farm worker says okay and signs off.

About 10 minutes later he radios the farmer back. “Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush.” “So what’s the problem now?” Snapped the farmer. “The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!”

Bear