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You’re a Sad GIT If…..

  • If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner.
  • If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.
  • If you stare at an orange juice container because it says CONCENTRATE.
  • If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail.
  • If your wrist watch has more computing power than a PentiumIII 600Mhz.
  • If your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the decimal point in the right place.
  • If you look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids’ toys.
  • If you use a CAD package to design your son’s Pine Wood Derby car.
  • If you use coat hangers and duct tape for something other than hanging coats and taping ducts.
  • If at Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burnt-out bulb in the string.
  • If you window shop at Tandy’s (Radio Shack).
  • If your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest SCI-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies.
  • If you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a test that actually takes five minutes to run.
  • If you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven.
  • If you know the direction the water swirls when you flush.
  • If you own “Official Star Trek” anything.
  • If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing games, but are afraid to say it out loud.
  • If you truly believe aliens are living among us.
  • If you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance.
  • If you have ever purchased an electronic appliance “as-is.”
  • If you see a good design and still have to change it.
  • If you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it.
  • If the thought that a CD could refer to finance or music never enters your mind.
  • If you own a set of itty-bitty screwdrivers, but you don’t remember where they are.
  • If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires.
  • If you have more toys than your kids.
  • If you need a checklist to turn on the TV.
  • If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name.
  • If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work.
  • If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight.
  • If you can remember seven computer passwords but not your anniversary.
  • If you can type 120 words a minute but can’t read your own handwriting.
  • If people groan at the party when you pick out the music.
  • If you can’t remember where you parked your car for the third time this week.
  • If your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone.
  • If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life.
  • If you thought the real heroes of “Apollo 13” were the mission controllers.
  • If you think that when people around you yawn, it’s because they didn’t get enough sleep.If you spend
  • more on your home computer than your car.
  • If your laptop computer costs more than your car.
March 8, 2004 @ 10:37 am
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