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Romance

A Wife was lying in bed one night as her husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.” Wearily he reached across, held her hand and tried to get back to sleep.

SMS Text from a Romantic Wife

A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text.

“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.”…………….