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Monkey eats everything in a Pub bar.
A man walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he’s drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.
Pub competition
A stranger in town walks into a Pub and notices a large jar filled to the brim with £20 bank notes.
The man approaches the publican and asks, “What’s the deal with the jar?” “Well, you pay £20, and if you pass three tests, then you get all the money.”