Senior citizen text shortcuts.

As senior citizens aspire to the 21st century and technology it has come to light that they have unique short codes for texting and text chat systems, you know the sort of thing things like BRB=Be Right Back. here a re a list of these unique short-codes that seniors will use.

ATD.
At The Doctors.

BFF.
Best Friend Fell.

BTW.
Bring The Wheelchair.

BRBIPM
Be Right Back I Pissed Myself.

BRBISM
Be Right Back I Shit Myself.

BYOT.
Bring Your Own Teeth.

FWIW.
Forgot Where I Was.

GTGPBL.
Got To Go Pacemaker Battery Low.

GHA.
Got Heartburn Again.

IMHO.
Is My Hearing Aid On.

LMDO.
Laughing My Dentures Out.

OMMR.
On My Massage Recliner.

OMSG.
Oh My, Sorry Gas.

ROFLACGU.
Rolling On The Floor Laughing And cant Get Up.

SILIF.
Sorry I’m Late I Forgot.

TTYL.
Talk To You Louder.