Quality Managment.
As part of the Company’s quality management, all employees work performance has to be evaluated. Listed below are the definitions used in assessments made by manager or supervisory grades. Employees have no right of consultation with any person connected with these assessments. Any attempt to talk to, persuade or influence any manager or supervisor will result in instant dismissal
Knowledge
- Son of a bitch really knows his shit.
- Knows just enough to be dangerous.
- National spokesman for “Lobotomies are us”.
- Fucker’s brain dead, wood has a higher IQ.
Attitude
- Very co-operative (Kisses arse frequently).
- Brown noses in poor standing.
- Often pisses off colleagues, Thinks its his job.
- Doesn’t give a shit, never did never will.
Accuracy
- Does excellent work when not masturbating.
- Acceptable, passed his 11plus on 5th attempt.
- Takes shoes of to count higher than ten.
- Cant count his or get the same number twice.
Reliability
- Dependable little cock sucker.
- Can rely on him at evaluation time.
- Can rely on him being to be first out of the door.
- Totally fucking worthless.
Appearance
- Extremely neat, (even combs his pubic hair).
- Looks great at evaluation time.
- Dirty smelly ugly bastard.
- Flies leave shit to follow him.
Performance
- Goes like a son of a bitch when money is involved.
- Does ok at appraisal time.
- Works well if kicked in the Arse every minute.
- Could only do less work by being Dead.
Leadership
- Carries a Hammer to get results.
- Occasionally told to get fucked.
- The Pope would tell him to fuck off.
- Couldn’t lead a pack of Wolves to Meat.