After a survery of various names for condoms, the results for brands and catch phrases are found below.

  • Nike Condoms:
    Just do it.
  • Toyota Condoms:
    Oh what a feeling.
  • Diet Pepsi Condoms:
    You got the right one, baby.
  • Pringles Condoms:
    Once you pop, you can’t stop.
  • Macintosh Condom:
    It does more, it costs less, it’s that simple.
  • Ford Condoms:
    The best never rest.
  • Avis Condoms:
    Trying harder than ever.
  • KFC Condoms:
    Finger-Licking Good.
  • Coca Cola Condoms:
    Always the Real Thing.
  • Campbell’s Soup Condoms:
    Mmm, mmm, good.
  • General Electric Condoms:
    We bring good things to life!
  • AT&T Condoms:
    Reach out and touch someone.
  • Bounty Condoms:
    A taste of paradise.
  • Mars Condoms:
    Helps you work rest and play.
  • Microsoft Condoms:
    Where do you want to go today?
    (if she gets pregnant, MS will give you a service release pack 98837).
  • Energiser Condoms:
    It keeps going and going and going….
  • Treets condom:
    It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
  • Doublemint Condoms:
    Double your pleasure, double your fun!
  • The Star Trek Condom:
    To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before