Hell of an Email.
A business man and his business wife left the snow in Canada for a vacation in Florida, unavoidably his wife was bound by a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email from his Laptop. Unfortunately, when typing her address, he missed one letter, and his note was mis-directed to an elderly woman whose husband had passed away and was buried that day.
When the grieving widow checked her email for messages from those who could not attend the funeral. She took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing blood curdling scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound of this, her family rushed into the room and saw an email from her Deceased Husband on the screen with the following.
My darling Wife.
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow, the shackles are here, see you then.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.