Heart broken widow.

A 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in Heaven or Hell so as to be with him once more.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out her late husband’s old army revolver and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to everyone, she went online to the internet so as to find out the exact location of the Heart on a woman. She soon learned that the Heart is located just below the left breast.

Later that night, the woman had a stiff drink closed her eyes placed the gun to the correct position gritted her dentures and fired the revolver.

Neighbours who heard the gunshot called the police who in turn called for an ambulance whereby she was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her left knee.