Generous Husband.

A man at a drinking club picks up the phone and answers, the voice at the other end say’s “Hi Hun it’s me are you at the club?” to which he replies “Yes.” “Great! I am at the department store and I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?” “What’s the price?” he say’s. “£5000.00.” came the reply “Well, ok, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much.”

The wife then stated “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price, and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year.” Again he asked the price quoted. “£68,000.” “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.” He said. “Great! But before we hang up, I stopped by the estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It’s on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, Huge landscaped garden, acre of woodland area.” He asks how much are they asking to which came the reply, “Only £1,450,000, a magnificent price, I see that we have that much in the bank to cover it.” H tells her “Well, then go ahead and buy It.?” “OK, sweetie thanks! I’ll see you later, I love you!” “Bye, I love u too.”

The man hangs up, closes the phone’s flap, and gets up to leave the club. As he leaves he hands over the phone to the doorman and Says “Someone left this phone on the seat.”