Coroner Report

Three dead bodies turn up at suddenly the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls his friend who happens to be the police chief to tell him he is going to be be late for their drinks night and he will be along in a couple of hours, the chief comes to the mortuary to wait for his friend the Coroner. The Chief notices that the dead bodies all have very big smiles on their faces and was very curious, so he asks what reason would they have for smiling as they are dead.

The Coroner looks at the the Chief and say’s “well this guy, is a a Cajun aged 72, died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile.” The Chief posed a grin and looked at the sheet of the second body. The Coroner then shows him the second guy and states “He is of Irish decent and aged 25 won $1000 on the state lottery, spent it all on Whiskey and died of alcohol poisoning, hence his smile.”

The Chief looked at the third body and saw a mid 30’s looking man somewhat burned but recognisable asked, “What of this one?” “Ah,” says the coroner, “This is the most unusual one. Billy Bob JR, a cow puncher from Kentucky only aged thirty died when he was struck by lightening.”

“Why is he smiling then?” inquires the Chief. Coroner replied “Thought he was having his picture taken.”