A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors: Jim, Tom, and Susie. They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing what’s natural for men and women to do.
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Pacific Cruise ships sinks
Posted January 26, 2019 By AdminOne sale on first day.
Posted August 15, 2018 By AdminA young guy from a small country village moves to the big City and goes to a big “Everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says “Yeah. I was a vacuum cleaner salesman back in my village.” The boss was a […]
Face slap in a train carriage.
Posted August 31, 2015 By AdminA Glaswegian, an Australian, a Nun and a attractive woman sit on a train. The lights in their car are defective consequently in every tunnel it gets really dark. The train drives through a tunnel, it gets dark and suddenly you hear a slap and someone cries out in pain.
7 dwarves visit the Pope at the Vatican.
Posted August 26, 2015 By AdminThe seven dwarves went to the Vatican and when the Pope answered the door, Dopey stepped forward. “You’re Excellency,” he said. “I wonder if you could tell me if there are any dwarf nuns in Rome?” “No, Dopey, there aren’t,” the Pope replied.
Bic Lighter
Posted March 1, 2015 By AdminA guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter.
The first guy says “Wow, cool lighter… where did you get it?”
Brass rats n pigs.
Posted January 1, 2015 By AdminDover man, Genie and Europe.
Posted October 21, 2014 By AdminOne day a Dover man was walking along the beach and found a very odd looking bottle, he picked it up and opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said, “For your kindness I will grant you a wish, but only one.”
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Unbelievable Act in Public.
Posted February 18, 2013 By AdminI couldn’t believe what I saw outside my window! I had to zoom in, no one in their right mind would do such a thing. yes I think I know what they are doing, it’s unbelievable they are doing this, but let’s be sure. Yes I know it, I’m almost convinced at what […]
Just not cricket
Posted February 24, 2012 By AdminFor their entire adult lives, Arthur and Peter discussed cricket history in the winter and they pored over every box score during the test match season.
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Airport Calendar Girl
Posted February 15, 2012 By AdminWe proudly present to you, airport pinup calendar girl.
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Campfire caper.
Posted December 1, 2011 By Admin“I wrestled a grizzly with my bear hands and made it cry. “
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How the fight started.
Posted December 1, 2011 By AdminWhen the wife came in, she was feeling very amorous.
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Yoko in I’m a Celebrity get me out of here!
Posted December 1, 2011 By AdminIt was reported that Yoko Ono is going to take part in I’m a celebrity get me out of here
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A Special Recipe
Posted July 8, 2005 By AdminSample the whisky to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again.
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Why? What?
Posted March 8, 2004 By AdminWhy are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
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You’re a Sad GIT If…..
Posted March 8, 2004 By AdminYou’re a Sad GIT If. If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner.
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Signs your webmaster is in a cult.
Posted March 8, 2004 By AdminSigns your webmaster is in a cult.
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Star Wars script lines with a Sexual connotation.
Posted March 8, 2004 By AdminStar Wars Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell! Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time? Put that thing away before you get us all killed. You’ve got something jammed in here real good. Aren’t you a little short for a […]
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Famous Dickheads
Posted March 8, 2004 By AdminFamous Dickheads.
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