We proudly present to you, airport pinup calendar girl.

 

Beautiful aren’t they eh!

As an added bonus if you cannot afford private healthcare and don’t want to wait at a free Hospital. Just go to the nearest airport and you can be assured of a free x-ray and breast exam. Should you have bowel problems they can take care of that too. Just follow the following instructions for a free Colonoscopy. Just mention Al Qaeda, you will receive a complimentary Colon rinse and full examination.