- If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)
- If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that’s my kind of Music!)
- The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(OMG!)
- A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(I’m Reincarnating as a pig)
- Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still not over that pig thing!)
- A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
(GOOD!)
- The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to it’s body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
( “Hi Love, I’m home. What the Fu….. )
- Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life.)
- Butterflies taste their own feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
- Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
(Bloody glad too!)
- A cat’s urine glows under a blacklight.
(Hmmm! Someone thought of that!)
- An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know people like that)
- Starfish have no brains.
(I know people like that too!)
- Polar bears are left handed.
(Who knew…? Who cares!)
- Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about the pig?)
March 10, 2004 @ 11:45 am