Beer festival Bosses.
After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery executives decided to go out for a beer. Corona’s CEO sits down and says, “I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.” The barman takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. Then Budweiser’s CEO says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, give me The King of Beers, a Budweiser.” The barman gives him one.
The Coors CEO says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, the only one made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.” He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, “Give me a Coke.” The other brewery CEO’s look over at him and ask, “Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?” and the Guinness CEO replies, “Well, if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither will I.”