Millenium bug killer.

A company has defined a lower cost alternative to Windows 9x/NT/ME/XP/newcrap/newer crap conversions that also addresses the Y2K (Year 2000) issue.

The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop.
Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. There are many sound reasons for doing this:

• No Y2K problems.
• No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
• No more wasted time reading and writing e-mails.

Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk.

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What’s the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don’t shake it.