Campfire caper.

Bill, John and Tom were sitting around a campfire discussing who was the hardest man, John said “I wrestled a grizzly with my bear hands and made it cry. “ Tom replied “I fought two adult Croc’s and gouged their eyes out before I killed em.” Nothing was heard from Bill, when he suddenly whipped open his fly, got his penis out and poked the fire with it, the argument was settled there and then.